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The Explorer Returns

I’ve got some bad news and good news. Good news: - Your favorite, daring and attractive explorer is back. Bad news: - He’s dying. Unfortunately it isn’t an honorable one like that of Steve Irwin, doing what he loves the most, it’s a tragic and heart melting one, the one caused due to excessive dehydration and thirst. Now before you start bombarding social media with your ‘concern’ and ‘sympathy’, allow me to explain this ‘thirst’ of his. It isn’t any ordinary thirst that our protagonist’s close friend, Bear Grylls can cure by pouring his piss down his throat, oh no, this thirst is the thirst of attention. It’s an unquenchable need for popularity and recognition that bothers not only our favorite hero here, but millions of bums called teenagers around the world. It’s sad and our friend here is just another victim of it.    It all started when our amazing hero realized that the attention he wanted after his adventures in the Gorilla’s Habitat never came. To solve this

Rejuvenate

People believe that to find eternal peace, one must sacrifice their souls to prayers and meditation. A dip in the holy water of Ganges or a trip to the divine mountains of Himalayas or Arabia is enough to cure one of all the internal pain and suffering he or she has been suffering. This may or may not be true, I’m no one to judge, but I do like to believe that if someone really wants to forget their suffering for a moment, they should come down and pay a visit to my barber. A long, hectic and tiring week at the college leaves its effects on the feeble mind of an eighteen year old teenager. The entire work load, all the exams and all the pressure is enough to make a grown man cry. It keeps the poor soul awake at night, it affects his confidence and most of all, it doesn’t stop. Hours turn into days, days turn into weeks and weeks turn into months, and the ultimate result is a dirty, wild mop of hair, gradually falling to pieces like the leaves on the trees during autumn, accompanied by