Each and every one of us want to be awesome. The more
patient and determined guys learn to play some sort of instrument or achieve
some sort of hobby in other fields. The less patient and jobless guys write
shitty blogs like this or do something just so that they don’t have to see their
textbooks for some time. But i feel, that the most lazy and desperate guys try
to achive this by copying the “trends” which somehow seep into our daily lives.
Now I don’t have a problem with people trying to achieve
some sort of satisfaction by copying others, but what bothers me the most is
that half of these “trends” don’t even make sense. Now don’t get me started on
those silly “Fashion Trends” that appear on page three of Bangalore Times every
day (well, maybe because that’s my favorite article you are insulting. Have I ever
mentioned how Glitter Cuticle pumped my swag up by 90 %?) But my profound mojo
has been hurt by people doing an even cheaper method and that is- Swearing
Once again I don’t have any problem with people swearing ( I
mean come on you *beep*ers, how the *beep* can you be insulted when a *beep*er
starts swearing like a *beep*). But my really deep mojo has been dented by the
fact that people swear continuously and for no reason at all.
For some mysterious reason,
using those amazing four and five lettered words make us feel “cool”. Using swear
words have become some sort of magical tokens that are the key to get accepted
in society’s different levels. All the swaggy kids use the English ones and all
the desi swaggy kids use the ones which belong to their dialect. The amount of
swag in your bones is determined by the amount of “beautiful words” popping out
of your mouth per minute.
Now before this turns out to
be a shitty version of Gandhi’s Experiment with truth, let me tell you that
swear words are needed in our language (HA! Hypocrite!) But with a limit.(Make
up you mind man!!) The most irritating fact about these curses is that for some
inexplicable reason they are often associated with your mother or sister. Two minutes
silence for the guy who thought associating your cuss words with females reduces
your pain by a significant amount.
Using these beautiful words,
even if they seem exciting to use, not only spoil the beauty of the language,
but also reduce our capability of expressing something in a more dignified
manner. It might seem cool among your friends, but slowly and steadily they
start appearing in our normal talk. I don’t know how describing your pain in a
four lettered expletive can help the people around you in knowing what exactly
is wrong. Similarly dropping those clean words every second you speak might
make people think that these were the only word you learnt in school.
Maybe its Anurag Kashyap or
maybe its Wolf Of Wall Street, we should realize that actors get paid for
saying those dialogues. The only thing that a lazy ass n***a will get in real
is less respect. So I would like to end this by saying “Swear wisely, Swear
carefully”. And to all those fake swearers and shitty bloggers out there…..
“Go *beep* yourselves”
And May the Phorce Be With You
Adil Ansari
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