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A Blog?.....Sounds cool!


Writing isn't a difficult task. No. Have you ever tried to sit in one place and absorb the jumbled up gobbledygook flowing in the class 11 and 12 textbooks without going crazy? If you have then you will already know that mastering that junk and reproducing it in all the 'exams' which 'test' your "learning capacity" is the most difficult task an average teenager faces in India. What makes this process even strenuous is the fact that you are carrying the hopes and dreams of all your friends and family members ,especially your parents. Most of them suddenly appear at the finish line completely oblivious to the struggles you have been through. SO OBVIOUSLY,compared to this scenario, writing isn't hard.
What makes this task difficult is,lack of patience. We live in a fast world. We would rather sit in the comfort of our sofas and criticize our leaders not knowing the problems they have to go through. We want to have everything and at the same time lose nothing. We want to change the whole world but without moving our butt. And obviously with this attitude writing a small paragraph like mine is equivalent to crossing the Sahara wearing a silk sari.
So all I would like to say is that,everyone has ideas. Sudden inspirations strike everyone all the time. But only those who summon the latent power and do something about it will ..um.. write a blog! that is if they are interested in choosing the laziest way out..
The reason why I have risen up to this challenge is mainly for 3 reasons
   1. To over come the post traumatic stress due to the board exams and having to quit my lovely 'childhood' and enter college
   2. This is the only place where you won't be executed for boring people to death
   3.  A blog sounds so much cooler than a 'status update'
Honestly I don't exactly know what a blog is, but whatever it is, I hope that me and you have a great time going through my opinions on random topics. I sincerely hope that I'm not the only one roaming around in this jungle of words and paragraphs. Most of all I hope I come up to the expectations of my Aunt from Saki Naka and all my innocent readers and write a good blog.
That's it for now.
May the 'Phorce' Be With You
Cuz I don't wanna be sued.
Adil Ansari 

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